As the Guys Who Can’t Stop Talking About Warcraft Party candidate for president of the United States, I am subject to irksome levels of scrutiny. My critics say I have not been properly vetted. Even though most of them think “vetted” means “examined by an animal doctor,” I feel it’s important to answer their charges so that you, America, know who I am, what I stand for and where I bathe.
It is true that I have been cordial with a former domestic terrorist and political radical. I was 8 years old when he committed his crimes, and so was he. My contact with him was limited to working together on the school play, the occasional game of four square and admiring his Evel Knievel wind-up stunt bike. I did not know that he was plotting attacks on the Pentagon and Toys ‘R’ Us in his spare time, and I still […]
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